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September 05, 2003

Last night there was a

Last night there was a mondo spider in my room. I'm lying on my bed, talking on the phone, and I look over at my chair, and there is this huge-ass (ok, maybe not huge-ASS...but huge) spider hanging on the wall, and he's dropping down from the ceiling to my chair, and he pauses there for a second, and then pulls himself back up to the ceiling. So, I'm majorly freakin'out cuz like, what if in the middle of the night, he decides to do the same damn thing while I'm SLEEPING?? I wouldn't have minded quite as much if he had just stayed put on the ceiling, but then as if to taunt me, he started moving around the ceiling, not staying put for more than a couple of seconds. So, I decide that I should kill him. So, I grab a broom, and go after the sucker. Except...I miss. So stupid am I. And the spider goes falling to the floor, which illicts high-pitched screams from both me and my cousin. And then we look furiously on the floor for the spider, but since he is brown, and my hardwood floor is brown...we cannot find him. And we NEVER find him. So, I go to bed with the thought that well, maybe the spider was going to seek revenge on me. And until now, I still haven't found him. What if it's actually a her, and she decides to have lots of baby spiders and then they ALL come after me? It'll be like that movie (which I haven't seen), Arachnophobia or something. Doh...

Posted by szujin at September 5, 2003 03:34 PM

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