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February 10, 2004
List of things...
So, I found this off of Peggy's website . Bet Peggy didn't know I was secretly reading her blog site. Heheheh.
Anyway, here is the link for the article off of her website, entitled Women's Biggest Secrets Revealed .
Figured, I could comment on some of these things, of course (cause you kno, work is SO much fun...):
1) My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals -- from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings -- and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've ever dated.
Maybe not always my best friend, but there is SOME female friend that knows something. Hehhe...
6) I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to you. Mostly you win. Sometimes not.
Ok, so I know it's bad. But it does happen. BUT, hell, if you EVER do that to me, I will get super pissy. So, don't tell me. :)
8) When I'm falling in love with you, I completely lose my appetite.
NOTHING can stop my appetite. So I totally do not agree...
11) I have discovered your porn stash and your frequently visited porn Web sites and think the things that turn you on are hilarious.
Well, there is only ONE particular instance I can think of. And until this day, he is still getting a lot of shit from me. Heheheh....
13) When I say, "I'll meet you in 15 minutes," I mean I will leave in 15 minutes, and thus won't actually arrive for at least 30 (but probably more like 40).
And this gets me in super trouble a lot of time. But...I hate waiting, so I make you wait. :) Man, I am super selfish.
20) I'm constantly testing you. I observe, analyze, and judge every action, word, gesture, e-mail, and facial _expression.
This is SO true. I don't mean to. It's very, calculating. But, I do it every once in a while. Man, feel like a bad person. BUT, on the bright side, lots of women do it. Hehehe.
21) I check out your butt every time you leave the room.
Too bad it's always flat...
22) I need constant indications that you want me around.
Somehow, it's very necessary for the constant affirmation that I'm not annoying yet. Low self-esteem, here I come. At least, it's better than sticking around like glue and having that person think you are super annoying, rite?
23) I love it when you get a little jealous. So if you ever see me flirting in front of you with the waiter, the bus driver, or another guy at a party, know I'm actually flirting with you -- through him.
Yeah, so...don't go overboard. But, it's so true. B/c if the guy doesn't give a shit, then the basic assumption (in the female's point of view) is that he doesn't care about you anymore. So, get jealous! But...make it subtle. It's sexier that way...
25) I start fights with you because I'm feeling ignored. I'm trying to force emotion out of you. Don't retreat into your cave; just give me what I want: some attention. And never tell me to "calm down," unless you want to guarantee that I absolutely won't.
Actually, sometimes I just like a good scream fest. I also do it to see how bitchy I can be before you will break and yell at me. I know, it's crazy. I need help...
26) Even if I insist on paying or splitting the bill on our first date, I'll think you're cheap if you let me.
Had this discussion with my friend, but I can be cheap, but the guy SO cannot be. That's just the way it is.
28) If I'm going to break up with you, all of my friends know way before you do. I've been talking about it for 2 weeks.
No one should ever see it as a surprise. Each female takes a long time to think about what her next steps are. We talk, discuss, think about it so long before it ever happens...
Done. :)
Posted by szujin at February 10, 2004 12:38 PM