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April 26, 2005
I am *once again* a retard
So, today as I was getting on the bus, I realized, "Holy crap, I cannot find my wallet." I tell the bus driver lady that I have it, and that I will show her my pass when I find it. Cut to five minutes later, when I have rummaged through my bookbag and cannot find it. I tell her (apolegetically!) that I can't find my wallet, in which she becomes uber bitch (although, I *guess* understandably) and tells me that I must pay like other people, which I uh, kind of can't, b/c I uh, don't have my wallet. So insert bus driver lady's rant about how she can't believe I let her drive me all the way to school before telling her I could not find my wallet. Blah blah blah. I still got my ride to school, so ha. :)
Anyway, I am a little freaked out b/c I could've *SWORN* my wallet was in my bookbag. But it's not there. So, I trace back my steps to the UC where I know I last had my wallet. No wallet there. I tell myself it's ok, I probably left it on Scott's car. Fast forward ten hours later when Scott picks me. Wallet in car? No. So, I'm starting to freak out a little bit more. "WTF is my wallet?" I get home, and my wallet IS NOWHERE IN SIGHT. Insert me cussing and freaking out and in general, being quite unhappy in the situation.
So, after freaking out and checking throughout my house, I decide that I should check my bookbag again. So, I did through everything once again. Pull EVERYTHING out. And guess what falls out with the rest of my shit?
My wallet.
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I am SO smart. Don't you forget.
Posted by szujin at April 26, 2005 11:23 PM